66. The Curious Case of the Frog Princess

Dear Friend,

With due respect to your personhood and much sincerity of purpose I make this secret contacting you for as I believe you and I can be of mutual beneficiaries to a situation that is very curious for one week now.

It should not be strange I hope to say that this is top secret and only you thus far are been contacted.

My name is  Dr. Iskandar Hisham Iqbal from Ouagadougou Republic of Burnkina Faso West Africa. I am give out my location and name only for as to showing I am on the up-and-up and help you realizing how truthful this situation is of.

The strange matter happening seven days ago when incoming to my clinic where I work to saving lives torn apart by the civil war inflicting our land was a tribal group holding a royal carrying chair made of ebony wood and inlaid with gold. I as you can image did not knowing what to make of it and did not at first realizing that there was frog sitting on the velvet seat of carrying chair in bad condition.

You see my friend it is so silly this story but these are simple people and have not been told that fairytales is lies. If told they do not believe it. They believing only that frog princess need marry rich nobleman to turning back to her original form and save our country.

After a long operation and pinprick of morphine I was able to stabilizing the frog as her family gathering around her bed weeping for her little life. But as you are probably comprehending I need this bed for other more worthy victims of war and hunger of such that our country is much much. People come to my clinic carrying their decapitated limbs to give you one bad idea. I want to many nights crying myself to sleep. I have no time for silly stories is frogs.

But here is my plan. You may not be nobleman these people dream of coming but if you can please sending me your credit card information ; your 3 digit security code and full name as appearing on the card ; I will pay $100 to my nobleman friend for marrying the frog and helping these people realizing the truth. If frog becomes princess on the other hand then we will be making you famous as our first beneficiary. The extra money I will using for medicine. Also rice and Bibles.

If you do not care about anything I am say today then I also have magical potion for elongating your tool for hours to please her. This I provide for as little as $20 for 2 ounces that will lasting up to three years. Your tool will never be soften for all that time I can promising you that.*

Thank you for your kind and careful attention to this sensitive matter indeed.

Sincerely,

Dr. Iskandar Hisham Iqbal
Ouagadougou Republic of Burnkina Faso
West Africa

*I myself have fathering forty-eight children.

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6 thoughts on “66. The Curious Case of the Frog Princess

  1. Sooooo much better than the Nigerian scams I receive in email!

    I work with older adults (62+ – a little older than me) and it amazes me to this day how many fall for such things. Seriously, I’ve helped countless shut down their checking accounts and open new ones to avoid losses. Amazing . . .

    “Also rice and Bibles,” was my favorite line – it really sets the hook!

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